What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
16.06.2025 02:58
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Why did my crush like me for only two days in a row?
Thumbs down again.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Everyone loved it.
How do you feel about Donald Trump signing an executive order that says there are only two genders?
So, the docs changed it to read
So they tried
Unacceptable again!
If Jesus was crucified by Governor Pontius Pilate, why does the Quran deny his death?
Minds and Behinds
Then came..
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What is a good habit and what is bad one?
No go.
share office space ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What are 5 ways that can be done by the community to improve the public transport system?
No, not a chance
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Next, they tried...
What are some important works of Marcel Proust (novelist)?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Nuts and Butts
What is your favourite colour and why?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No way
What do you think about Matt Gatz as an attorney general?
Just Forget it!
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Is it true that schizophrenia can sometimes be a demonic attack or black magic?
Still no good
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Loons and Moons
Freaks and Cheeks
Does the Hamas charter specifically call for the death of all Jews and the destruction of Israel?
They put up a sign reading
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Catatonics & High Colonics
How do you feel about the impending end of what Donald Trump calls "the Green New scam"?