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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

16.06.2025 02:58

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Why did my crush like me for only two days in a row?

Thumbs down again.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Everyone loved it.

How do you feel about Donald Trump signing an executive order that says there are only two genders?

So, the docs changed it to read

So they tried

Unacceptable again!

If Jesus was crucified by Governor Pontius Pilate, why does the Quran deny his death?

Minds and Behinds

Then came..

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What is a good habit and what is bad one?

No go.

share office space ...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What are 5 ways that can be done by the community to improve the public transport system?

No, not a chance

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Next, they tried...

What are some important works of Marcel Proust (novelist)?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Nuts and Butts

What is your favourite colour and why?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No way

What do you think about Matt Gatz as an attorney general?

Just Forget it!

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Is it true that schizophrenia can sometimes be a demonic attack or black magic?

Still no good

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What disturbed you today?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Loons and Moons

Freaks and Cheeks

Does the Hamas charter specifically call for the death of all Jews and the destruction of Israel?

They put up a sign reading

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Catatonics & High Colonics

How do you feel about the impending end of what Donald Trump calls "the Green New scam"?